Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Area Meteorologists Rejoice as Citizens Suffer
As of today, we have broken the 1980 record for total number of days above 100 degrees. (It is now 70 days if you want to add that to your bucket list.) Area meteorologists have taken off the sackcloth and ashes and can finally quit lamenting the accursed cool front that robbed
them us of the record in August. Oh happy day. Now we are the envy of the state, nay, the nation.