The two leg species continues to confound me. First you take me out of my wild, scary, and exhilerating hood, civilize me, confine me, beg me to adapt to my new situation, and then squawk when I do adapt. Me-ow! Outside, I had mice, rabbits, and lizards to chase and catch. Inside, I have ... you.
Now to set the record straight, I do not sleep all day. Dad leaves his computer on and that is why I spend so much time up stairs. I just rush over to the window and fall into a deep, fake sleep when I hear you, Mom, clomping up the stairs. I have found mypeeps kits online. There is a big online community of cat bloggers and we teach each other.
Did you know there is a linky for the number of two legs you outwit every day? There is a point system too. 60 points for eldery, 40 points for senior citizens, 20 points for young adults, and 100 points for children. Bonus points for drawing blood or making one fall. I'm also learning French from my new bbfs at The Swiss Cats. They still get to go outside and come in when they want to. Did you catch that? When they want to. I don't think they have owls and coyotes at their house though. Je suis tellement envieux. Did I get that right Pixie?
That's my life in a nutshell. Eat, blog, sleep, chase my peeps. I'm not trying to kill you, just keep your reflexes quick and you should be okay. If not, c'est la vie. By the way, when are those grandchildren coming? There's a new linky next week.
Now to set the record straight, I do not sleep all day. Dad leaves his computer on and that is why I spend so much time up stairs. I just rush over to the window and fall into a deep, fake sleep when I hear you, Mom, clomping up the stairs. I have found my
Did you know there is a linky for the number of two legs you outwit every day? There is a point system too. 60 points for eldery, 40 points for senior citizens, 20 points for young adults, and 100 points for children. Bonus points for drawing blood or making one fall. I'm also learning French from my new bbfs at The Swiss Cats. They still get to go outside and come in when they want to. Did you catch that? When they want to. I don't think they have owls and coyotes at their house though. Je suis tellement envieux. Did I get that right Pixie?
That's my life in a nutshell. Eat, blog, sleep, chase my peeps. I'm not trying to kill you, just keep your reflexes quick and you should be okay. If not, c'est la vie. By the way, when are those grandchildren coming? There's a new linky next week.
Nice to meet you, Marti ! Thank you for visiting us today ! Yes, we are lucky to get to go outside as we want, but we are safe from foxes (no coyotes here) : we have a pawsome fenced garden ! We saw that your human is talented with her paws, did you know that Claire loves to sew too ? Have a great day ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteThey do learn from each other and mostly good stuff, but always ways to outsmart the humans. They are far more crafty than us.
ReplyDeleteHave a purrfect day. My best to your mom. ♥
Not a bad life. Say hi to your Mom for me.
ReplyDeleteTouche!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I thought Buddy passed, so glad to hear different. We will just keep that out secret, ok? I don't want any trouble out of Maggie.
ReplyDeleteLove this rebuttal Buddy! Just don't encourage Shadow with the blood letting he likes to do.
ReplyDeleteI would say that all cats do that, but I once had a cat who never scratched us and could knead his paws without claws. Buddy just can't seem to understand that his claws hurt us.
DeleteMarti: way too cute.
ReplyDeleteBlessings
Catherine